What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Maybe leave out

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Innocent before proven guilty

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?